How did you find me? Are you following me? Did you come alone? I'm on to you. I know you've been lurking around this neighborhood for a while.
Listen, if you're going to hang around here, you're gonna have to pull your own weight. You're here anyway, might as well Like us on Facebook, share our page, maybe say a nice word about us over on Goodreads or Amazon. And would it hurt you to buy something now and then? Go ahead, look around, browse all you like. Just remember, you break it, you bought it.
And keep your grubby fingers off our images. You got money to buy those copyrights? No you do not. So, leave them alone. (You can borrow, if you ask nicely.) Ok, you can share them with your friends, but no taking them out in public or charging people. This ain't no peep show.